What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:55
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No way
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do Indian guys like African girls?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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What habits do happy couples have?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)